Author: Yash Desai
•10:20

LONAVALA:
Junta
choon n damle




me and anish

rushabh's expression


God Bless u kanchu!


cast:
Yas  (Yash )
Gaam  (Anish )
Choon (Kunal )
Damle (Damle)
Shab /Oongh (Rushabh )
Kanchu (Kanchana)
Saeee (Sai )
Santosh(driver)
some day during 3rd year 1st sem:

It all started with the brilliant idea of Yash and everyone just agreed with him to wake up at 6 in the morning (slight resistance by anish ).and surprisingly everyone got up by 6 and were ready to leave for dadar. There was no plan as such on how to start the journey. At dadar , we hired  a tavera and woke up santosh- the driver.
            But can everything work so smoothly ever??? We decided to have breakfast in the meantime santosh would get up and fulfil his physiological urges. Super-enthu Damle ordered 4 everyone and poor choon was denied his onion uttapam. We finished soon and finicky kanchana started giving vent to her whims saying that she has a bad stomach-“mujhe chai nai peeni mujhe sprite chahiye......”
            Back at Shah Travels. Santosh left for filling diesel and may be he was actually digging and drilling out diesel bcoz he took almost a year to return. finally he arrived and damle had a blast on him.barring the usual scramble for better seats , the start of the journey was pretty ordinary. Super-enthu Damle’s spirit was getting dampened sitting in the middle seat with the couple ‘Kanchoonal’.
Our dj for the day: GAAM kept manoeuvring the fm channels. Also he had brought with him a unique fragrance- Gaam’s Chameli Ka tel. Its special super-sticky and gooey formula keeps your hair painfully stuck to your scalp so that even if you pass through a tornado they wont move a single mm.
Giving in to kanchu’s insistence we stopped at Food Plaza where we relived ourselves. Santosh went to dig to another hole and gaam who had a sudden wave of fuel –saving enthusiasm, turned off the engine. But then we came to know that the car we hired had another facility. Once stopped , you need to flex your muscles to get the car started.
            Next stop- Bhushi  Dam. It was pouring down very heavily with chilling winds at 100 mph which almost defied Gaam’s chameli ka tel’s  sticky claims. Shab had second thoughts about  stepping out of the car and it took a while for the others to realize that he was still inside trying to fight his will. The way to bhushi dam was completely flooded. It was like walking on Jupiter with your feet tied to rocks and we made it look as if we were swimming thru amazon holding hands , pulling each other. After 20 mins and burning five thousand calories we finally made it to the dam.

Man...and was it a sight there !!! Looking monstrous & ready 2 gulp us all, it took away all the courage we had at first sight. All of us stood still watching "crazy people" who didn't know "they could die" frolicking in the waters. But minute by minute the same crazy people were being envied by us for they looked so HAPPY !!! Yassss of course was the first to shed inhibitions closely followed by Damle n Gaam...& no guesses for who wuz the last :) choooon "i dont want to die". Painstakingly one at a time we braved the raging waters, Sai n Kanchu being hauled at every step by yasss n choon respectively. Shab ofcourse managed with an umbrella in one hand...how he did remains a mystery to this day...perhaps the unchanging expression of utmost disgust on his face was helpful in his feat !! Anyway, grabbing some vada-pav  n chaai on the climb we were finally at the very top of Bhushi Dam on par with the swelling reservoir behind.

More to enjoy dry ground for a while than anything else we decided to continue into the hills overlooking the dam. It was too misty to even see a few feet around us & we felt we were quite alone in the middle of nowhere...then suddenly with a gust of wind, the clouds r gone & hey !! couples, sardars, drunks, huts, waterfalls, some more couples...everything appeared out of the blue. It was breathtaking (the waterfalls n valleys in case you were wondering). Damle n Sai were running hither thither in excitement while Kanchoonal tried the filmy slow run.

Since I am completing this blog after almost two years, all I remember from the remaining trip is that we went for lunch where we were amazed by kanchu’s monster-appetite (she almost gave choon a run for his money!), we took some pics along the expressway and were back home.
Undoubtedly, this was one of the best trips I ever had!

              





“heyyy juntaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.........
SHOW ME THE CRAP, FILL IN THE GAP

contribute generously to this noble cause to make the event even more memorable

yours painfully,
Yash”

this was the original sign-off and I’m gonna keep it. spcl thnx to rushabh, kanchu, gaam for helping me write the blog (i dnt remembr if othrs helped :-/)
Author: Yash Desai
•17:19
               Five out of the last six years I have spent my Birthday outside Mumbai.This time it was the city of Romance, Montreal on a saturday. Could it be better? Yes! I had not received my scholarship and I was already $200 in debt (does not sound grave in $ but its Rs. 9172!). But justifying the blog name, I received the money just a day prior to my birthday.
               I was to throw a party to the other Indian interns on Monday after they return from their Toronto trip. Amongst them, these girls- Charul , Harpreet and Vasudha asked me to meet them at a god-forsaken shopping center. The (unreliable) Google map showed 32 minutes walk but after walking for 32 mins I started doubting if I was heading in the right direction. The city map came handy and I resisted the urge to take a U-turn. I had come so far I swear I could see the Toronto skyline! Finally inquiring about a shoe shop "Zellers" (which was NOT a shoe shop) to a French attendant who had a hard time understanding my Indian accent, I reached my destination, only to NOT find any of the girls. The rise in my temper was directly proportional to the walking + waiting time. 
               Finally, I saw them. Although they were all IITian girls, I controlled my temptation to greet them with "pleasantries". After pacifying me, they took me to a nearby park and tada! They had arranged for a party- cake, chips and coke. Although the location was a bit unusual (old ladies singing, a woman looking and walking like the one in Grudge, Grudge 2) it turned out great fun. Later, we went to Cold Stones (where I also celebrated my bday last year) for one of the best ice-creams. Then, we had a night out watching movies, series, baking a pizza at 4am, eating a pizza at 4-30 am and so ended my b'day as per Indian time.
            But it was still my b'day in Montreal. I went to Vivek's apartment. We had a beer (I almost completed a pint although I hate beer). This was not enough so we had a lemon vodka cocktail, watched a movie in a slightly elevated (high) state and went out clubbing on St. Laurent. It was a carnival out there. A string of night clubs with long lines of  people trying to impress the bouncers to get in, stalls offering fast food, bright lights everywhere. After hovering around, we went to a club, chilled out for sometime and then had poutine for dinner. And thus, ended my birthday-and-a-half!
Author: Yash Desai
•16:07
Its 18th June, 1989. There are no mobile phones, internet, laptops, TVs ... no wait there are TVs, Play Station, or Sachin in the Indian international team. I was born at a hospital in Borivali, Mumbai. And ever since, I fell in love with Mumbai and spent the rest of my life, till date, here. I completed my schooling at St. Francis D'Assisi High School. Then I went on a two-year exile at Kota, Rajasthan to prepare for IIT-JEE at Resonance Coaching Classes. Finally, I got admitted to Indian Institute of Technology, Bombay for an integrated Bachelors and Masters (Communications and Signal Processing) program in the Electrical Engineering department. As I write this post, I am in the 5th and final year of my IIT journey. 
Author: Yash Desai
•15:28
Life always has a happy ending. Or so I believe. Be it getting almost deported from Nairobi, missing Computer Science in IIT, being held by a Special Agent at New York or most recently, Visa problems for Canada (true story-Canada can be painful; ask Rushabh for further details!). But just like a Bollywood movie, with rare exceptions like RDB, Aal iz well in the end. I always wanted to write a blog but my high affinity for optimization of time (read laziness) prevented me. Finally, I took my birthday as an opportunity to make a start!